Posts Tagged ‘robo

08
Jul
09

Moonwalker robot powered by Michael Jackson’s brain.

Following his memorial, and as part of Michael Jackson’s last wishes, the robot from Moonwalker contains and is guided by Michael Jackson’s brain.

Better, stronger, blacker.

Better, stronger, shinier.

“Nobody thought this was a good idea, but you could never convince Michael.” The Rev. Al Sharpton is quoted as saying.  “On the flip side I got this cool ring that summons him from behind the ferris wheel.” He’s also quoted as saying.

Only slightly less scary then the real thing.

Only slightly less scary then the real thing.

Now Michael Jackson can continue to entertain the world, only now as a 50 foot tall robot that transforms into a spaceship, a tour is scheduled for August.

28
Jun
09

Adamantium claw surgery successful in lab rats.

You asked for it and Doomsday Industries made it happen, adamantium claws have been successfully applied to a rat skeleton.

Chosen as a test subject for his mysterious back story.

Chosen as a test subject because of his mysterious past.

Next week human trails begin.

28
Jun
09

FDA approves pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

After over 2 years of lobbying the FDA finally approves the drug Bitcherol, a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Another win for Doomsday Industries.

Donna thinks we're kidding.

Donna thinks we're kidding.

27
Jun
09

Giant ass-kicking robot, finally a reality.

Thanks to the innovation of Doomsday Industries, the day of the giant kickboxing robot has finally arrived.

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Harnesses the power of roundhouse kicks.

I know many were opposed to the idea at first, understandably. We may be depending on a giant man crushing robot that could possibly be turned against us for safety .

Thankfully, everybody finally agreed that a giant kickboxing robot could be useful against a 10 story tall prehistoric animal that may or may not know kung-fu, not to mention how awesome it would be to pilot, especially for somebody who does not kickbox.

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Better safe than sorry.

First test is set to launch July 20th, pending more roundhouse kick tests.

Updates to follow.