Posts Tagged ‘mercy

28
Jun
09

Adamantium claw surgery successful in lab rats.

You asked for it and Doomsday Industries made it happen, adamantium claws have been successfully applied to a rat skeleton.

Chosen as a test subject for his mysterious back story.

Chosen as a test subject because of his mysterious past.

Next week human trails begin.

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28
Jun
09

FDA approves pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

After over 2 years of lobbying the FDA finally approves the drug Bitcherol, a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends. Another win for Doomsday Industries.

Donna thinks we're kidding.

Donna thinks we're kidding.

27
Jun
09

Back to drawing “borg” for family friendly cyborg zombie.

In an unsuccessful attempt to rid zombies of their hunger for living flesh, the Undead Division of Doomsday Inc., has had most of their team eaten.

Actual event not tis wacky.

Actual event not nearly this wacky.

The team believed that hardwiring a special microchip to a zombies brain, as well as giving it chainsaw hands and laser eyes, may suppress the flesh eating impulse, sadly they were wrong.

The zombie has since been reprogrammed to be a lumberjack, with laser eyes.

The Next Step

The Next Step