Posts Tagged ‘cyborg

15
Jul
09

New Smart cars fuel efficent, but need to be uglier.

On certain rare occasions a car company can produce a model that many people find unattractive and yet, somehow, it ends up trying to find a large market for an even uglier car.

Sorry car makers, there is not an attractive enough girl to make this thing sexy.

Sorry smart car makers, there is no person attractive enough to make this thing sexy.

For some reason, it just does’t work, it’s still somehow regarded as a hideous death trap. Oddly, those who own them do love them, but have been given even uglier cars.

"What was that? It sounded like a weed whacker starting up. Oh, my bad, it was your smart car."

"What was that? It sounded like a weed whacker starting up. Oh, my bad, it was your smart car."

“What people want  is a very small, very ugly, four cylinder vehicle, that’s just how it is.” Market researchers say.

29
Jun
09

Time Machine Successful! Keys locked inside.

A dream of mankind since the conception of science, time travel, has had it’s first successful test today.  The Time Machine traveled 17 minutes into the past, exciting enthusiasts and scientists alike, until the test pilot locked and shut the door with the keys inside.

1980 Toyota Corolla: If you're going to time travel, do it in style.

1980 Toyota Corolla: If you're going to time travel, do it in style.

Scientists suggested they travel back to before the door was locked, until realizing the time machine is locked with the keys inside the time machine.

Makes time travel possible, when you don't lock the keys in the car.

Makes time travel possible, when you don't lock the keys in the car.

27
Jun
09

Back to drawing “borg” for family friendly cyborg zombie.

In an unsuccessful attempt to rid zombies of their hunger for living flesh, the Undead Division of Doomsday Inc., has had most of their team eaten.

Actual event not tis wacky.

Actual event not nearly this wacky.

The team believed that hardwiring a special microchip to a zombies brain, as well as giving it chainsaw hands and laser eyes, may suppress the flesh eating impulse, sadly they were wrong.

The zombie has since been reprogrammed to be a lumberjack, with laser eyes.

The Next Step

The Next Step