Posts Tagged ‘comic

23
Jul
09

Obama not born here! Actually, sent from the future to save humanity.

Shockwaves erupted today when the world learned of where the 44th president is really from, the future.  Sent from the year 2115 to protect the U.S. and prevent the rise of terminator robots that will ultimately destroy all of humanity.

Obama, as shown here destroy a helicopter with nunchucks while jumping a shark on a skateboard, is fully capable to handle the job.

Obama, as shown here destroying a helicopter with nunchucks while jumping a shark on a skateboard, is fully capable to handle the job.

“I know the people of the United States have a lot on their plates right now, the economic crisis has been putting a strain on families all over the country.  For the country to move forward we are shutting down these terminator manufacturing facilities. Their would be no outcry over loss of these jobs, if only for one day the American people could see the fiery futuristic hellscape I’m from, on the flip side cars fly and thats pretty cool.”  The President is quoted as saying.

"Without the revenue that humanoid killing machines bring into this town is just going to fall apart."

"Without the revenue that humanoid killing machines bring into this town, it's just going to fall apart."

The workers who lost their  jobs don’t feel the same way.  “He just comes in here and is all I’m from the future futuristic hellscapes and what not.  I got a family to feed. ” says Skip McGee “I’m the fourth generation terminator plant worker, I though my kids would be plant workers.  Without the revenue that humanoid killing machines bring into this town, it’s just going to fall apart.”-

29
Jun
09

Time Machine Successful! Keys locked inside.

A dream of mankind since the conception of science, time travel, has had it’s first successful test today.  The Time Machine traveled 17 minutes into the past, exciting enthusiasts and scientists alike, until the test pilot locked and shut the door with the keys inside.

1980 Toyota Corolla: If you're going to time travel, do it in style.

1980 Toyota Corolla: If you're going to time travel, do it in style.

Scientists suggested they travel back to before the door was locked, until realizing the time machine is locked with the keys inside the time machine.

Makes time travel possible, when you don't lock the keys in the car.

Makes time travel possible, when you don't lock the keys in the car.

28
Jun
09

Adamantium claw surgery successful in lab rats.

You asked for it and Doomsday Industries made it happen, adamantium claws have been successfully applied to a rat skeleton.

Chosen as a test subject for his mysterious back story.

Chosen as a test subject because of his mysterious past.

Next week human trails begin.